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What Are The Funniest Phrases For Masturbation?




Masturbation Synonyms That Are Almost as fun as Masturbation
Not always as fun. While there are many fun and common euphemisms for male masturbation, women are often left empty-handed so to speak. Maybe if we gave women more names for dialing their rotary phones, we'd be more inclined to talk about female masturbation in general. Dudes have a ton of wonderfully perverse and creative names for "charming the snake" so why can't ladies get a fair share of choices? US Edition U. Coronavirus News U. HuffPost Personal Video Horoscopes.



21 Creative Euphemisms For Female Masturbation
This post is part of Mashable's Masturbation Week. May is National Masturbation Month, so we're celebrating by exploring the many facets of self-love. First, have you considered just saying "masturbation?





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